so a policeman walks into a starbucks...

Motorcycle Cop: Does anyone here own that SUV by my bike?

[Now Frantic] Woman: I do. WHAT DID I DO?!

MC: Do you want to take a look at your parking job?

[NF]W: Oh god, did I hit a police vehicle??? (she was was shrill at this point the dogs at the doggy daycare down the road were howling, I'm sure)

MC: Just take a look...

[NF]W: I DON'T KNOW, OH GOD, WHAT DID I DOOOO?!?

MC: Well ma'am, there are only two countries that I know of where they drive on that side of the road (indicating that she had parked in the opposite direction of traffic on the side street outside the window there)

[NF]W: Oh officer, please, I'll move it! Are you going to give me a ticket?

MC: No, just move your car, ma'am. And be more aware next time. 

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Ah, panic at the approach of Johnny Law. How's that for some holiday cheer?

Happy Christmas! 

*clarification: no, I was not the owner of the SUV and therefore not the woman the cop was speaking to... just wanted to  clear that up, apparently there may have been some questions*