Jared doesn't like to tell people it's his birthday.
I do though.
(to tell people it's his birthday that is)
And so...
Happy birthday, Jared!
No matter what, I'm always going to be happy you're in my life and that you are you... Even if you do act as dumb as you think you are sometimes (she said in the most loving way possible).
Ha.
Kidding.
You're not dumb. But you ARE the silly one.
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And as part of your present you get to work for 12+ hours today!
Sorry, I didn't know how to wrap it.
ooooh, what a great bday shout-out! i'm the type that will tell strangers on the street it's my day/relish in the awkward restaurant song-clapping by the waiters, etc. Working 12+ hours though? Heckkkkkk no. Return that gift!:-) xoxo
ReplyDeletethis is a hilarious birthday post!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday jared!