cupcake party

It was Dean's birthday on Wednesday.

He wanted a cupcake party.

So I made bison meatloaf "cupcakes" with mashed potato "frosting" and bacon bit "sprinkles".

And Robin dominated with Despicable Me minion cupcakes (with individual sprinkle hairs, no less!).

Mike and Heather came (and brought cake pops that make me want to cry they were so good).

And Matty and Frankie were there, too!

Robin went ahead and said it: "He wanted a cupcake party. I'm dating a nine year old."

Some raucous air-drumming made Shamoo and Jared just nervous enough to edge away from him on the couch, but not enough to make them move.

And my minion stared down my meatloaf (there's a sentence I never thought I'd say).

Dean sported his new Chucks (because Robin is awesome).

And no matter what he did, he was still ugly. 

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Not pictured was the inebriated chicken dance performed by the birthday boy. Or the unfortunate striptease he attempted to seduce Robin with. 

Though I'm pretty sure Matty got those on video.

Thank you technology.