dear dakota...

Dear Dakota,

As I said, I will continue to taunt (bribe) you with images of Tasty N Sons until you move yourself to Portland. 

Yes, I know, you have school and work and all that other jazz going on in your United States of Whatever... Yeah whatever!

Portland is better. 

But I don't need to convince you.

I know that much. 

Don't worry, Portland ain't going nowheres. We'll keep it here for you. 

Hurry up and graduate, brotha. 

We can't keep eating all the Tasty by ourselves.

Love,

Lairen

bacon. wrapped. dates.
smothered in maple syrup.
yeah. that just happened.