Just give me all the pinot & salmon you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of pinot & salmon.' What I said was, 'Give me all the pinot & salmon you have.' Do you understand? — by lauren jean allece on

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That incredibly long-winded title is just my way of explaining in a nutshell what my Monday night looked like.  As luck would have ...

that time shamoo was literally the only straight man at the party — by lauren jean allece on

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Among everything else I've been all kinds of not posting on here, Andrew's birthday ranks pretty high on the list of regretta...