the not-so-bad sandwich chronicles

Guys...

First of all, take a long look at this.

This is a sandwich cake.*

 *If anyone is planning my 26th birthday party (nine months in advance) and would like an idea as to what kind of cake I'd like - BOOM. 

Second of all, there are only two people reading this who will appreciate the title of this post. 

You know who you are. 

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Now if you don't mind, I need to go stock my fridge with a variety of smoked fish.

Because that's a totally normal thing to do and it doesn't make me sound crazy (or Scandinavian) at all. 

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