twenty-six years, I mean old... no, I was right the first time

To my knowledge, this is the only decent picture of Dean in existence. 

Any other image comes with a preemptive apology and one of those airsick bags.

All that aside though, I don't know what life would be like without that ugly bugger at this point.

Dean - you introduced me to Cometbus, you are the only person on the planet who can naysay Harry Potter to my face and live to tell the tale, you've made more hideous faces than anyone I know (though you may be tied with Michull) and you're one of my best friends who I know will go to the mat for me and be there come hell or high water.

Happy Birthday! 

I hope your cupcake party is everything you hope it will be. 


  1. you fucking rule. <3 thank you.

  2. ok i realize i'm totally interjecting on this post but i busted out laughing at the cupcake party and pretty sure i should invite myself into your life ;)

  3. He's the only 26 year old man I know who wants a cupcake party for his birthday.

  4. I don't know you, Dean, but have the happiest of birthdays and can I please come to your cupcake party?