this play, which is a work of fiction but based entirely on real-life events, has had some details altered and/or condensed for the sake of the theatre and is not an exact transcript, though it is as close to historically accurate as needed for dramatic effect
(Early afternoon, in the car; Frank Turner plays)
Is this Bob Seger?
I hate you.
(Late afternoon, again in the car; Gaslight Anthem plays)
This is my favorite Bob Seger song.
I'm going to murder you.
(Early evening, back in the car; Chuck Ragan plays)
Oh sweet, Bob Seger's got a new song!
I can't handle this.
(Later that night, at a bar; Tupac plays)
This was one of Bob Seger's best.
No one thinks you're funny anymore!
(Just after midnight, still at the bar; The Ramones play)
I bet you're gonna ask what Bob Seger album this is off of now?
Who the hell is Bob Seger?
(dean's head explodes all over the table)