On Scientology: "Yes Mr. Cruise, I'll take the 1 billion year membership. Do your facilities include a sauna?"
On Mommy Dearest: "NOOOOO! NOOOO WIRE HANGERS EVEEEEERRRRRRR, ORIONNNN!"
On mayonnaise: "I love Paula Deen."
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He probably doesn't mind that I swiped these profile photos of him from Facebook and quoted his original captions, right?
I mean, probably not.
But probably...
Eh, whatever.
Happy birthday, boyo!
LOVE! AT YOU!
2 comments:
HAHAHA! This is amazing. Except for the Miracle Whip photo...that made me want to throw up a little. : )
yay blake!
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