in honor of blake's birthday i will now proceed to post ridiculous photos of him on my blog ((with his own captions))


On Scientology: "Yes Mr. Cruise, I'll take the 1 billion year membership. Do your facilities include a sauna?"


On Mommy Dearest: "NOOOOO! NOOOO WIRE HANGERS EVEEEEERRRRRRR, ORIONNNN!"


On mayonnaise: "I love Paula Deen."

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He probably doesn't mind that I swiped these profile photos of him from Facebook and quoted his original captions, right?

I mean, probably not.

But probably...

Eh, whatever.


Happy birthday, boyo!


LOVE! AT YOU!

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHA! This is amazing. Except for the Miracle Whip photo...that made me want to throw up a little. : )

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