As I said, I will continue to taunt (bribe) you with images of Tasty N Sons until you move yourself to Portland.
Yes, I know, you have school and work and all that other jazz going on in your United States of Whatever... Yeah whatever!
Portland is better.
But I don't need to convince you.
I know that much.
Don't worry, Portland ain't going nowheres. We'll keep it here for you.
Hurry up and graduate, brotha.
We can't keep eating all the Tasty by ourselves.
|bacon. wrapped. dates.|
smothered in maple syrup.
yeah. that just happened.